– Rap Music Excels at Teaching Old White People Racial Epithets: Peep this article. It’s ridiculously sad and ridiculous: “The former longtime chairman of the Roger Williams University board admitted Monday to using a racial epithet to refer to blacks during a board meeting, saying it ‘kind of slipped out’….Papitto said he had never used the term before. ‘The first time I heard it was on television and then rap music.” This guy (look at him!) learned “the n-word” from Too Short? Ich don’t think so.

– Philly is Effed Up: Everyday more and more crazy ish is happening in this city. Over the weekend, a kid stabbed his brother because he wouldn’t hand over a Play Station controller. Another kid got shot because he was riding his bike in front of a car. 9 year olds are sticking kids up at UPenn. The latest? A bar owner is kidnapped and held for a $450,000 ransom. Thankfully, dude escaped, but kidnappers are still on the loose. Yay. This city has a death toll of aroudn 222 now. Jesus.

– Andy Dick = A dick: Jon Lovitz beat the bejesus out of Andy Dick after Dick made a tasteless Joke in wich Dick “put ‘the Phil Hartman hex’ on Lovitz, referring to the tragic murder of the former Saturday Night Live star by his drug-addled wife, who subsequently killed herself…. Jon lost his temper and took Andy’s head by the hair and smashed it a couple of times on the bar in the lobby.” Damn! Go Lovitz!

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