Roctakon’s got an Amish Right Hand

A very special interview with a dear friend, DJ Roctkaon.

Enjoy.

emynd: yo let me interview you for the blog real quick
emynd: you ready?
emynd: these questions are on the fly… ready?
roctakon: what blog?
roctakon: cooking bacon with wiggerz
roctakon: shoot
emynd: When’s the last time you rubbed one out on the plane?
roctakon: recently but not that recent, i get so fucking horny on airplanes but recently i’ve been sleeping and trying to cut back on sensless masturbation
emynd: is there such a thing as “non-senseless” masturbation?
roctakon: yes, if you have a gig and some skank rubs her ass all over you it makes sense to masturbate instead of cheating on your girlfriend
emynd: good point and good example
emynd: do you bring your skateboard with you on these trips?
roctakon: no, I have a complete in las vegas and one stashed in la, if im going to be somewhere for more than 48 hours i’ll consider it… i bring my board to north carolina when i go…
emynd: what do you skate down there? durham? isnt there some dope courthouse at durham?
roctakon: charlotte is all i know
roctakon: its fun they have a good shop “blacksheep” with cool heads and a good vibe
emynd: last line you filmed?
roctakon: monday or tuesday..
roctakon: doing Bs lines with the quartersnacks.com crew
emynd: wtf is a bs line? i want specifics of the tricks
roctakon: 360 flip…… nose grind….. kick flip 50 50
roctakon: i was over the kf 50 50 when i got a good tre and nose grind
emynd: meaning you didnt get the line, did you?
roctakon: skating the benches at the natural history museum is exhausting
emynd: you ever skate in shorts?
roctakon: nope, only to the deli for bacon egg and cheese or down ludlow street to see whos at the fish
emynd: haha
emynd: yo king of mash, do you have any more mashes besides roctaguetta?
roctakon: yes
emynd: roctamissy?
emynd: roctaprydz?
roctakon: im going to look in my itunes
roctakon: 1 sec
roctakon: sippin on syrup over the mylo remix of the killers somebody told me, my humps over run dmc its like that, holler back girl over king of the beats…. my first mash
roctakon: also
roctakon: tipsy vrs maroon five
roctakon: soooo dope!
emynd: in the mean time, i’d like you to give this question some thought… what’s the skateboarding equivalent of “mash ups”?
emynd: like a pole jam to 50-50 on a ledge or something?
roctakon: when la dudes
roctakon: do pole jams
emynd: haha
emynd: which skater would you like to see dj? and which dj would you like to see skate?
roctakon: i would like to see a set from…………………………..
roctakon: actualy
roctakon: none
roctakon: skaters are kinda miserable
emynd: yeah that was a stupid question
roctakon: when it comes to music
roctakon: how many times can you play that song from headhunters?
emynd: say something controversial about black skaters
roctakon: “heelflips”
emynd: i thought that was wiggers?
roctakon: well…
roctakon: ok how about…
roctakon: naw….. heel flips
emynd: hahaha
emynd: you had something really offensive typed out and deleted it, right?
roctakon: yes
roctakon: totes!
emynd: if you were conducting this interview, what would you ask yourself?
roctakon: “why are you so full of shit”
emynd: eh… not into it… keep it skatbeoard related
roctakon: oh…
emynd: nobody cares about your musical opinions.. we get it… house, disco, and becky stuff
roctakon: i like rap
roctakon: too
roctakon: i played “put on”
emynd: only if it’s club relevant
roctakon: last night
roctakon: no i like rap
emynd: how much rap do you listen to that you cant play in the club?
roctakon: i like common
roctakon: and stuff
roctakon: LOL
emynd: whoa kufi
roctakon: if i had a car id listen to a shit load more rap
emynd: serious question actually… how much music do you engage that you dont look at as something you could use somehow (i.e. when djing a club or a mix)?
roctakon: this interview is spiraling out of control
emynd: hahaha
roctakon: depends, I was in a rock phase for a few years im kinda over it now, but i like a lot of non club rock
roctakon: and elvis
roctakon: i got into elvis this year
emynd: do you listen to it? or do you just theoretically like it?
roctakon: no elvis i listen to
roctakon: same with morrissey
roctakon: and
roctakon: other stuff
emynd: are you one of these ipod ear bud skaters?
roctakon: echo and the bunny men
roctakon: no
roctakon: skaters with i pods
roctakon: are rude
emynd: yeah im not into that… skating should be social
roctakon: skating is about broing
emynd: jinx!
emynd: can people kickflip on snowboards yet? if so, who cares?
roctakon: bad question
roctakon: snowboarding sucks
roctakon: my parents would not pay for that shit
emynd: haha
emynd: you got siblings?
roctakon: they were to busy yeiing at me about my D’s
roctakon: yea I have an older brother that lives in borum hill
roctakon: brooklyn
emynd: musically inclined?
roctakon: smith bergen on the f
roctakon: no fucking kook inclined
emynd: back to pr0n
emynd: by all accoutns, youre into pr0n
roctakon: yes
roctakon: yes i am
emynd: you know pr0n stars names and stuff
emynd: how did that happen?
emynd: naturally?
roctakon: yes
roctakon: im very picky about what i masturbate too
roctakon: i can not
emynd: like you wer ejust like “this jawn really works it… i need more stuff by her”
roctakon: watch any random porn movie and jack off
roctakon: i get specific with my needs
roctakon: and
roctakon: knowing whos who and where to find them on the web
roctakon: helps
emynd: k back to skateboarding and music
emynd: ima throw a name at you
emynd: and i want you to give me the musical or skateboard equivalent
emynd: so when i say shwayzee… name someone who is the equivalent in skateboarding
emynd: SHWAYZEE!
roctakon: nobody that trife
roctakon: there are people worse
roctakon: like sheckler
roctakon: but
roctakon: most are better
emynd: ok
emynd: David Guetta
roctakon: i mean if your out there ripping no matter how crappy
roctakon: i got love
roctakon: sheckler is not out ripping
roctakon: so…
emynd: DAVID GUETTA!
roctakon: guetta, that would be like,
roctakon: hum
roctakon: chris cole…
roctakon: your boy
emynd: hah my boy
roctakon: he is commercial,
roctakon: but
emynd: definitely, my boy
emynd: Chris is the best
emynd: hi chris!
emynd: ok, Young Jeezy
roctakon: he has a steez and it sells
roctakon: not mad
roctakon: jeezy…
roctakon: thats tough
emynd: come on… this one’s easy
emynd: biebel!
roctakon: skaters are not that trill
roctakon: no way
roctakon: biebel is a pot head attention freak
roctakon: no jeezy
emynd: haha
roctakon: Carroll is more Jeezy
roctakon: that bibes
emynd: ok what about Wayne?
roctakon: hum,
roctakon: good question
emynd: (this interview is effing awesome by the way)
roctakon: one of those kids that can do anything
roctakon: what interview?
emynd: hahah
roctakon: this is AIM!
emynd: it’s being posted on a blog, son!
roctakon: oh my flight is gonna board after all!
roctakon: who is the wayne of this shit…
roctakon: danny renaud
emynd: i have no idea
roctakon: he is fucking nuts
roctakon: and super sick
emynd: im stuck in skating from like 5 years ago
emynd: is salabanzi any good anymore?
roctakon: but a kook
roctakon: was he ever?
roctakon: he skated to the black eyed pees
emynd: um yeah… kickflip front board down like 12 stairs
roctakon: dj primer produced song
emynd: he’s french
roctakon: true
emynd: they love that “true school” crap
roctakon: black dudes from europe
emynd: in his defense, the way the bep talk, it sounds like theyre speaking french
roctakon: playing the im black card all over the E U
emynd: haha
roctakon: scoring white pussy
roctakon: i lve em
roctakon: love em
emynd: ok, now music equivalents of skaters
emynd: harold hunter
roctakon: johnny thunders
roctakon: sorry greko
roctakon: but hunter was more thunders than u!
emynd: i have no idea who johnny thunders is dude
emynd: what about koston?
roctakon: Rod stewart
emynd: BAHAH
roctakon: Still killing it after all thee years
roctakon: Stewart rules and so dose koston
roctakon: Fully flared is my favorite koston part
roctakon: And mouse I like when he’s not the star
roctakon: He dose best when he’s not the star
emynd: ok… um… tom penny
roctakon: Any number of bands that you think are great but end up never doing shit…. and just smoking cigarettes acting cool
roctakon: I just bought jett blue 1 dollar headphones so I would bnot have to take mine out my dj bad
emynd: WOW YOURE RICH!
emynd: what you gonna listen to?
roctakon: Got money, and you know it, take it out your pocket and ttttttttt throw it
roctakon: Ima watch tv
roctakon: I don’t have an I pod I lose them constantly
roctakon: Actually
roctakon: I might check out some dj mixs I downloaded
roctakon: Dave nada for 1
emynd: really?
roctakon: No, but I did get my laptop and headphones out cause I have some mixes
roctakon: I do want to check out
emynd: what mixes?
roctakon: Marshal jefferson mix someone posted, and my boy sent me some new hood shit that’s popping in miami, new khaled and stuff
roctakon: So I want to check those songs out
emynd: does it really behoove you to stay ahead of the curve on rap?
roctakon: Smashable girl sitting next to me on this flight
roctakon: J O might be in order
roctakon: And yea it dose
roctakon: I need to always have that shit in my computer
roctakon: I like some of it
roctakon: I check the atl radio playlists for new southern stuff
emynd: well let’s close this interview on the JO note so we’ve gone full circle
emynd: my work day’s over anyway
roctakon: And try to stay up on ny shit a little
emynd: THANKS FOR YOUR TIME DJ ROCTAKON!

-e